Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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