Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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