Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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