She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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