I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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