Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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