It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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