Quick, to the slutcave!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Drunk is not a location!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
