well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The beer is more important than you right now.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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