Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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