escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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