oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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