I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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