i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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