smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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