he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
