Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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