brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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