wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together