so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter