Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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