That's intense
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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