i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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