tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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