Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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