Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.