oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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