I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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