No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
thus making me awesome and them whores
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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