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• (469): View more from Texas

  I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough

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• (415): View more from California

  I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high

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  Send it to me

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