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I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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