I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me