Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wanna passion pit in your ass
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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