The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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