question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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