Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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