Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sext me about skeletons
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
