was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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