so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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