I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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