Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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