But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
