Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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