Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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