Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We have so much sex to catch up on
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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