Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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