Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
