): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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