Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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