we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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