so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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