Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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