Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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