ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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