My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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