thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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