Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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