I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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