why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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