That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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