Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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